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shrexy:

pros of being hit by a truck: i am fairly sure i have broken every bone in my body and severely crippled the dastardly skeleton inside me
cons of being hit by a truck: i am trapped in a full body cast with said skeleton and i know for a fact that he is plotting his revenge and i’m fucking terrified

Reblogged on 24 Jul 2014 from teamfreekickass
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katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.
I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.Fuck your pretentious shit.


"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

katarakarate:

definitelynotsatan:

seerofsarcasm:

oliviatheelf:

The saddest thing is that most people will find this humorous instead of serious. We’re standing right beside one another, and yet we text others instead of actually speaking to each other. Have you ever sat down and thought about how uncomfortable we now are around one another that it’s so bad that we literally pretend to be texting someone when we’re not, just so it’s less awkward to stand beside people? What’s supposed to strengthen our bonds has taken away from it. It’s time to take our faces out of our phones and notice the world, give a kind gesture to someone, and go SEE your friends instead of just texting them.

I’m going to let that sink in.

Ah yes let me just up and leave school right in between my classes so I can go see the friend 40 miles away that i’m currently texting instead of making idle chit chat with the people around me that I don’t particularly care for.

Fuck your pretentious shit.

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"whines evil technology is making people antisocial its not real communication if its not face to face and im a pretentious self righteous shitbaby that asks random people on the street for the time and feels good about it"

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perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?Rin: taking baby tap dance stepsso i made this and its all rin’s faultwatCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not
perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?Rin: taking baby tap dance stepsso i made this and its all rin’s faultwatCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

perbast:

Rin: imconfused, whats he doing? is he flying is he sliding?
Rin: taking baby tap dance steps

so i made this and its all rin’s fault

watCHA! CHA! HA! *tappa tappa*

ok i’m almost sorry about making this but also not

Reblogged on 24 Jul 2014 from wecansexy
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pancakemolybdenum:

two jades

pancakemolybdenum:

two jades

Reblogged on 24 Jul 2014 from sushinfood
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omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:



kat-reverie:



omgtsn:



a masterpost



fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this



SPOOPY BUS




This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.


come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

omgtsn:

highnoonhex:

mistahgrundy:

kat-reverie:

omgtsn:

a masterpost

fUVK HSDGUJWKEG i love this

SPOOPY BUS

This is actually pissing me off. It has begun to ruin halloween for me knowing people don’t spell check. Things are massed produced in factories and sent out for sale to the public spelt spoopy, doo, and creppy. Like what the actual fuck. My computer even automatically changes spoopy to spooky. I mean, come on. The best holiday season and businesses don’t even care enough about it to spell check the items they’re gonna sell. Fuck this shit.

come on buddy wheres your smngfiehp cheer

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if you ever want to hear the neon genesis evangelion theme at any time just call 309-889-0497

fiendswithbenefits:

zchr:

i just set it up and it seems to be working

if you’re at the club and someone asks for your number just give them this

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paperseverywhere:

dave bein dave

paperseverywhere:

dave bein dave

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gender??? In THIS economy?!

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bluetenantsmith:

quick doodle b4 bed

bluetenantsmith:

quick doodle b4 bed

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deadpoolsbob:

Charlie Day - Drunk History 2x4

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qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.


Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

qalaba:

miscegene:

summertimelovegirl:

blue-author:

gallifrey-feels:

awkwardsmilememe:

THIS CROW FUCKING UNDERSTANDS WATER DISPLACEMENT. WHY THE FUCK DO I HAVE TO BE TOLD EVERY YEAR BY A TEACHER HOW WATER DISPLACEMENT WORKS. DO THEY THINK I’M LESS INTELLIGENT THAN A FUCKING CROW? FUCKING DONE.

Crows discovered the principle of displacement in the third century BC, when the philosopher Awkimedes, upon noticing the level of his bird bath rose in proportion with the amount of his body that was submerged, reportedly exclaimed “EURECAW!” and flew through the streets of Athens shouting his discovery.

EURECAW

Tumblr will believe anything smfh. The law that’s being described is Archimedes’ Principle and Archimedes of Syracuse(the guy who discovered this) said Eureka, not Eurecaw.

(Source: 4gifs)

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sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.

you forgot one
God yeah, you forgot the most important one.
SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.


the-king-himself did

sexualthorientation:

thescienceofjohnlock:

ima-mischief-causin-sherlockian:

brambles90:

I want these framed and in my house.


you forgot one

God yeah, you forgot the most important one.

SOMEONE PLEASE DO TOM HIDDLESTON.

the-king-himself did

image

(Source: thrutimeandspace)